Sorry it's not pretty yet, but I don't have time
to make a proper page for this stuff. No tips for
the moment, either. As always, we will not be held
responsible for any negative effects to your computer,
game or console (etc) after the addition of these cheats.
At the end of the day, your using your own judgement.
I'll try and tie this page in with the rest of the site,
adding more stuff, etc. in the near future.
PC Cheats
THUGSTOOLS - Turn on "light" weapons
PROFESSIONALTOOLS - Enable mid-range weapons
NUTTERTOOLS - Turn on heavy weapons
ASPIRINE - Restore health
PRECIOUSPROTECTION - Restore armor
ICANTTAKEITANYMORE - Commit suicide
YOUWONTTAKEMEALIVE - Raise wanted level by one
LEAVEMEALONE - Decrease wanted level by one
FANNYMAGNET - "Ladies man", makes women follow Tommy
CERTAINDEATH - Light up a cigarette
DEEPFRIEDMARSBARS - Fatter Tommy
PROGRAMMER - Gives Tommy girly arms and legs
STILLLIKEDRESSINGUP - Change outfit/appearance
CHEATSHAVEBEENCRACKED - Play as Ricardo Diaz
LOOKLIKELANCE - Play as Lance Vance
MYSONISALAWYER - Play as Ken Rosenberg
LOOKLIKEHILARY - Play as Hilary King
ROCKANDROLLMAN - Play as Love Fist character (Jezz Torent)
WELOVEOURDICK - Play as Love Fist character (Dick)
ONEARMEDBANDIT - Play as Phil Cassidy
IDONTHAVETHEMONEYSONNY - Play as Sonny Forelli
FOXYLITTLETHING - Play as Mercedes
PANZER - Spawn a Rhino
TRAVELINSTYLE - Spawn a Bloodring Banger
GETTHEREQUICKLY - Spawn am alternative Bloodring Banger
GETTHEREFAST - Spawn a Sabre Turbo
GETTHEREVERYFASTINDEED - Spawn a Hotring Racer
GETTHEREAMAZINGLYFAST - Spawn a second Hotring Racer
THELASTRIDE - Spawn a Romero's Hearse
ROCKANDROLLCAR - Spawn Love Fist's Limo
RUBBISHCAR - Spawn a Trashmaster
BETTERTHANWALKING - Spawn a Caddie
BIGBANG - Blow up nearby cars
MIAMITRAFFIC - Drivers all turn aggressive
AHAIRDRESSERSCAR - Turns all cars pink
IWANTITPAINTEDBLACK - As above, but black instead of pink
COMEFLYWITHME - Flying cars
GRIPISEVERYTHING - Perfect handling
GREENLIGHT - All traffic lights are green
SEAWAYS - Cars can travel across water
WHEELSAREALLINEED - Only the wheels of a car are visible
LOADSOFLITTLETHINGS - Sportscars have big wheels
HOPINGIRL - Peds get in your car
ALOVELYDAY - Sunny/Clear Weather
APLEASANTDAY - Light cloud
ABITDRIEG - Dense cloud
CANTSEEATHING - Foggy weather
CATSANDDOGS - Stormy weather
LIFEISPASSINGMEBY - Speed up game clock
ONSPEED - Makes everything faster
BOOOOOORING - Makes everything slower
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT - Peds riot
NOBODYLIKESME - Peds hate you
OURGODGIVENRIGHTTOBEARARMS - Peds carry weapons
CHICKSWITHGUNS - Just the femals peds carry guns
CHASESTAT - Shows Media Level (when 2+ stars)
PlayStation 2 Cheats
R1, R2, L1, R2, L, D, R, U, L, D, R, U - All Weapons #1
R1, R2, L1, R2, L, D, R, U, L, D, D, L - All Weapons #2
R1, R2, L1, R2, L, D, R, U, L, D, D, D - All Weapons #3
R1, R2, L1, X, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up - Restore armour
R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, S, T, O, T, L2, L1 - Blow up all cars currently in view
R1, R2, L1, L1, L, D, R, U, L, D, R, U - Double car speed
R, R, L, U, L1, L2, L, U, D, R - Change outfit/appearance
Right, L1, Circle, L2, Left, X, R1, L1, L1, X - Chicks carry guns
R, L2, D, R1, L, L, R1, L1, L2, L1 - Commit suicide
Circle, X, L1, L1, R2, X, X, Circle, Triangle - Girls follow Tommy
Right, R2, O, R1, L2, Down, L1, R1 - Flying cars
R, L1, O, L2, L, X, R1, L1, L1, X - Girls all drop their weapons
R1, R2, L1, O, Left, Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up - Restore health
Right, R2, Circle, R1, L2, Square, R1, R2 - Hovering/flying cars
R1, R1, O, R2, U, D, U, D, U, D - Lower wanted level
R1, R1, O, R2, L, R, L, R, L, R - Raise wanted level
R2, Circle, R1, L2, Left, R1, L1, R2, L2 - Crazy driving
R2, O, U, L1, R, R1, R, U, S, T - Show media level meter
D, U, U, U, X, R2, R1, L2, L2 - Pedestrians attack (cannot be turned off!)
D, L, U, L, X, R2, R1, L2, L1 - Pedestrians riot (cannot be turned off!)
R2, R1, X, T, X, T, U, D - Pedestrians all carry weapons
T, R1, R1, L, R1, L1, R2, L1 - Perfect car andling
O, L2, U, R1, L, X, R1, L1, L, O - Turn all cars black
Circle, L1, Down, L2, Left, X, R1, L1, Right, Circle - All cars turn pink
O, R2, D, R1, L, R, R1, L1, X, L2 - Play as Candy Suxxx
R1, O, R2, L1, R, R1, L1, X, R2 - Play as Hilary King
R, L1, U, L2, L1, R, R1, L1, X, R1 - Play as Ken Rosenberg
O, L2, L, X, R1, L1, X, L1 - Play as Lance Vance
D, L1, D, L2, L, X, R1, L1, X, X - Play as Love Fist Guy #1
R1, L2, R2, L1, R, R2, L, X, S, L1 - Play as Love Fist Guy #2
R2, L1, U, L1, R, R1, R, U, O, T - Play as Mercedes
R, R1, U, R2, L1, R, R1, L1 ,R, O - Play as Phil Cassady
L1, L2, R1, R2, D, L1, R2, L2 - Play as Ricardo Diaz
O, L1, O, L2, L, X, R1, L1, X, X - Play as Sonny Forelli
O, L1, D, L2, L, X, R1, L1, R, X - Robocops
T, U, R, D, S, R2, R1 - Slow down time
O, O, L1, S, L1, S, S, S, L1, T, O, T - Speed up time
Triangle, Up, Right, Down, Square, R2, R1 - Slow motion gameplay
U, R, R, L1, R, U, S, L2 - Spawn a Bloodring Banger
D, R1, O, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, L, L - Spawn a Bloodring Racer
O, L1, U, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, O, X - Spawn a Caddie
R1, O, R2, R, L1, L2, X, X, S, R1 - Spawn a Hotring Racer
R2, L1, O, R, L1, R1, R, U, O, R2 - Spawn an alternative Hotring Racer
R2, Up, L2, Left, Left, R1, L1, Circle, Right - Spawn a Love Fist Limo
O, O, L1, O, O, O, L1, L2, R1, T, O, T - Spawn a Rhino
D, R2, D, R1, L2, L, R1, L1, L, R - Spawn a Romero's Hearse
R, L2, D, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, O, L - Spawn a Sabre Turbo
O, R1, O, R1, L, L, R1, L1, O, R - Spawn a Trashmaster
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, Triangle - Sunny weather
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, T - Cloudy weather
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, X - Foggy weather
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, O - Stormy weather
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, S - Very cloudy weather
R1, X, Triangle, Right, R2, Square, Up, Down, Square - Weird wheels